User:CchristianTehWazzit/abusing for RP

[23:48] *** Wolvish_L is now known as Lunar_S

[23:48]  Aaaahhh...

[23:48]  You're still bigger...

[23:48]  as always

[23:48] * emperorGreen is pretty big

[23:48]  Hmm...

[23:49]  Urrrr...

[23:49] * emperorGreen is nawt particularly vulnerable to magic if you wondered

[23:49] *** Lunar_S is now known as Kitsune_Lunari

[23:50] * emperorGreen lies down on his side

[23:50]  Hmm...

[23:50] * Kitsune_Lunari looks around at the forest.

[23:51]  "This dragon is blocking the path," he said to himself.

[23:51]  huh?

[23:51]  "There must be some way to convince it to move."

[23:51]  um

[23:51] * Kitsune_Lunari pondered to himself for a while on how to get the dragon to move

[23:51]  by asking it nnicely?

[23:51]  Finally he snapped his fingers. "Of course!"

[23:52]  He walked up to the dragon, and asked it "I am trying to get through this path to the other side of the forest, could you please move?"

[23:53]  "depends" said the dragon, making effort to block it a little better, now that he knew someone was interested

[23:53]  "what do you want to DO on the other side?" he asked

[23:54]  him being a very curious dragon as they usually are

[23:54] <Kitsune_Lunari> "My home is on the other side of this forest, and I am returning there after a long time away," the kitsune kindly responded.

[23:54] <emperorGreen> oh

[23:55] <emperorGreen> "oh" the dragon said

[23:56] * Kitsune_Lunari (OOC) wonders if CC got the PM

[23:57] * emperorGreen did

[23:57] * emperorGreen needs a sec

[00:00] <emperorGreen> the dragon was still curious, and a little interested and so asked "how far is it"

[00:01] <Kitsune_Lunari> "I still have a few more miles to go," he said. "I am hoping to get there before the sun sets," he said, pointing at the sun, which was about 2 hours from setting.

[00:05] <emperorGreen> "hmmmm..." the dragon began, "if you had wings like mine, you could get throught the forest in no time. " said the dragon, perking up his wings " as I fly, it only take a few minutes to clear such a 'small' forest"

[00:08] <Kitsune_Lunari> "That is true," he said, "but I have no wings of my own, and I would not wish to impose on you by asking you. I would be wondering if I can pass through so as to go home."

[00:09] <Kitsune_Lunari> "I need to bring this back to my village," he said, indicating the sack he had slung over his shoulder.

[00:12] <emperorGreen> the dragon chuckled a little to himself. "ok, but can I walk with you?" he said, moving over to the side "if you don't mind. but, I should warn you...  it may slow you down, I hurt my leg and cant walk so fast..."

[00:13] <emperorGreen> the dragon was very curious at this point, and really was starting to grow fond of this little creature....

[00:15] <BasementCoder> Since when is this an RP channel o_O

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[00:15] <emperorGreen> BasementCoder> since you needed to shut up while it's used, no one is here so no one can care

[00:16] <BasementCoder> I'm here.

[00:16] <emperorGreen> BasementCoder> are you using it to do anything but bother us?

[00:17] <emperorGreen> BasementCoder> thank you

[00:17] <Kitsune_Lunari> Sorry, a glitch has been found on BGC. I must fix it, brb

[00:17] <emperorGreen> aww...
 * emperorGreen takes this time to save a transcript of since he came in

[00:21] <emperorGreen> LucidFox> you RP?

[00:21] <LucidFox> ...

[00:21] <emperorGreen> :D

[00:21] <Kitsune_Lunari> Wait up...

[00:21] <Kitsune_Lunari> Aint it the middle of the night for you, LF?

[00:21] <emperorGreen> Kitsune_Lunari> I'm waiting

[00:21] <emperorGreen> *up

[00:22] <emperorGreen> Kitsune_Lunari> take your time

[00:22] <emperorGreen> LucidFox> why so glum?

[00:22] *** Kitetsu [i=Kitetsu@d58-104-97-141.dsl.vic.optusnet.com.au] has joined #wikifur

[00:22] <LucidFox> glum?

[00:22] <emperorGreen> hmm?

[00:22] <emperorGreen> are you?

[00:23] <LucidFox> why, I'm not

[00:23] <emperorGreen> wanna RP?

[00:23] <emperorGreen> no one will care

[00:24] <Kitsune_Lunari> The kitsune thought to himself.

[00:25] <Kitsune_Lunari> Sure, but why would you wish to travel with me with an injury?

[00:25] * Kitsune_Lunari (ooc) totally forgot ' " ' <<-- those

[00:26] <BasementCoder> Kite-stew!

[00:26] <LucidFox> (OOC: Well, then I won't disturb you :))

[00:27] <emperorGreen> "the 'injury' is nothing, it will heal in a few days time, but walking may be good for it..." the dragon responded

[00:27] <Kitetsu> 'sup Arc

[00:29] <Kitsune_Lunari> "Well if you truely feel that, then you may walk with me," he said. "However, I will have to ask you to leave my company as we approach the village, as I do not wish for my fellows to be scared by your appearance."

[00:29] <emperorGreen> "I didn't know there were any villages in this forest, the trees are so thick and monotonous that I miss many things from the air"  said the dragon, sitting on his haunches, now showing a fore"paw" that looked like it had been bitten by another Dragon.

[00:37] <Kitsune_Lunari> The kitsune looked at the wound. "Ooo, that doesn't look good," he said. "If you are sure you can, then you may come with me, as I would like the company. Perhaps along the way you could tell me a story behind that?"

[00:38] <BasementCoder> Kitetsu: I warn you there is 'RPing' going on! o_o

[00:38] <Kitsune_Lunari> (OOC): lol

[00:38] <Kitsune_Lunari> (OOC): Beware the RP!

[00:40] <emperorGreen> "well..." said the dragon, looking away aa little, slightly uncomfortable "I don't know... it's a little bit of a... personal..." he stopped... "I don't know you enough... maybe first you can tell me about yourself?"

[00:40] * Kitsune_Lunari (ooc) was going to link to an uncyclopedia article on RP, but discovered there was none http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Internet-speak

[00:41] <emperorGreen> "particuarly, what's in the bag?" he said, leaning in, still sitting on his haunches...

[00:41] <Kitetsu> Arc: no worries

[00:41] <Kitetsu> i'm busy looking at lol material anyway

[00:42] <Kitsune_Lunari> (ooc) http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/LOL <-- what he is looking at

[00:42] <Kitsune_Lunari> *s/he

[00:43] <emperorGreen> (OOC) Lunar

[00:43] <Kitsune_Lunari> (ooc) yes?

[00:43] <Kitetsu> http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html  <-- this is what i em reading. :I

[00:43] <emperorGreen> (OOC) GO

[00:43] <emperorGreen> (OOC) feel free to join in any time other people

[00:43] <Kitsune_Lunari> (ooc) yes

[00:44] <BasementCoder> That's ancient, Kit.

[00:44] <Kitetsu> i found it just today

[00:48] * emperorGreen (OOC) backs it up

[22:24] <Kitsune_Lunari> "The bag?" the kitsune asked. "It contains many things. I go out once a week to trade with the people at the town of Riverside."

[22:26] <emperorGreen> "Riverside?" the Dragon said "they have good wine sold there, sometimes we get a mediator to buy a few barrels for us..."

[22:29] <emperorGreen> "of course... the people of Riverside would nawt take kindely to a Dragon walking into towne (with current superstitions and ideas being how they are)" he finished, getting up "lets get going, we should get a move on if we want to get home before dark..."

[22:32] <emperorGreen> (ok, change the "we" to a you, add a "and I can be on my way")

[22:34] <Kitsune_Lunari> "Ok then," the kitsune said.

[22:35] <Kitsune_Lunari> "My village is this way," he said, pointing to the east.

[22:35] <Kitsune_Lunari> They began walking in that direction,

[22:36] * Roger_The_Bum is away: OMG I HAVE FRIENDS

[22:36] <Kitsune_Lunari> (OOC):OMGLAWLROFFLEL337!!!

[22:36] <Kitsune_Lunari> (ooc): Sorry, I asploded l33t

[22:36] * emperorGreen (OOC) uses /ignore on Arcturus

[22:37] <emperorGreen> (OOC)oh, nvm

[22:38] <emperorGreen> they started walking, the dragon slowing them down because of his leg, which dripped a little blood because he had been dealt it earlier that day (the kitsune didn't notice).

[22:40] <emperorGreen> the dragon ignored the pain. not just because it phisycally bothered him, but because of how he had gotten it...

[22:36] *** #bgc: emperorGreen Caitai Kitsune_L @ChanServ [22:36] *** #bgc was created on Tue Dec 26 21:30:01 2006. [22:40] emperorGreen: bored [22:43] Kitsune_L: Pacman in Mario Kart [22:43] Kitsune_L: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Kart_Arcade_GP It's true [22:46] Kitsune_L: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wii_emulators How the heck would you emulate a Wii? [22:46] emperorGreen: easilly on an SGS [22:46] emperorGreen: WAAAAYY better [22:48] emperorGreen: bored [22:48] Kitsune_L: Apparently Nintendo is working to get hotspots in McDonalds for thier wifi [22:48] emperorGreen: RP now? [22:48] Kitsune_L: Now, I have to enter the pit of hell if I want to do wifi >_< [22:49] Kitsune_L: Or go to starbucks, I've heard you can do it there. [22:49] Kitsune_L: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Wi-Fi_USB_Connector I'm gonna get one of these [22:49] emperorGreen: you need to pay at starbucks [22:50] Kitsune_L: Oh [22:50] emperorGreen: I signed up for the "frequent customer pass [22:50] emperorGreen: " [22:50] emperorGreen: so I need nawt worry [22:50] emperorGreen: ^. .^ [22:51] emperorGreen: RP time! [22:51] emperorGreen: ? [22:52] Kitsune_L: *nod* [22:53] emperorGreen: yay! [22:53] emperorGreen: whee were me? [22:53] emperorGreen: **where? [22:53] Kitsune_L: go [22:54] emperorGreen: hold awn [22:54] Kitsune_L: We were just starting to walk in the general direction of my town. [22:54] *** TheListener has joined #bgc. [22:54] * TheListener peeks his head in the door [22:55] emperorGreen: hi! [22:56] Kitsune_L: Found the exact location [22:56] emperorGreen: ok [22:56] emperorGreen: they started walking, the dragon slowing them down because of his leg, which dripped a little blood because he had been dealt it earlier that day (the kitsune didn't notice). [22:56] Kitsune_L: the dragon ignored the pain. not just because it phisycally bothered him, but because of how he had gotten it... [22:56] Kitsune_L: Now who's turn is it? [22:56] emperorGreen: the dragon ignored  the pain. not just because it phisycally bothered him, but because how he had gotten it bothered him... [22:57] emperorGreen: (OOC)eep! [22:57] emperorGreen: hush! [22:57] * TheListener is further up the path, ambling along with a walking stick, quite absent minded.. ((What setting is this? Freeform or turn-based?))

[22:57] emperorGreen: (OOC) it was us two

[22:57] Kitsune_L: (OOC)We're in a forest setting.

[22:57] Kitsune_L: (OOC) he can join if he wants, I think

[22:57] emperorGreen: (OOC) Lets think of that in a second

[22:57] TheListener: ((Modern?))

[22:58] Kitsune_L: (Old times, I'd think)

[22:58] emperorGreen: yeah

[22:59] TheListener: ((Ah... *quickly thinks up a character*))

[23:00] Kitsune_L: (join #emperorgreen so we dont have all these parenthesisises)

[23:00] Kitsune_L: (we can do ooc discussion there)

[23:01] emperorGreen: the two walked toward the village, slowed by the dragon's injury, but before they could say much more, they spotted something up ahead on the path...

[23:02] Kitsune_L: "What's that?" the kitsune wondered.

[23:03] * TheListener is kneeling down at the side of the road, cursing under his breath as he tries to fix his sandals. He appears to be a Ratling of sorts, carrying a messenger bag under one sholder, his sandles looking quite wore, as if he was walking a long, long distance.

[23:05] emperorGreen: "hmm... It looks like some sort of mouse or something, I can't tell, is it one of your's...  um...  what was your nayme again?" the dragon said to the Kitsune

[23:10] * TheListener thinks a little to himself, then sighs... wondering how much longer it will be until he reaches his destination.... stupid confidential letter.... killing his feet...

[23:11] Kitsune_L: "Doesn't look like one of my kind, although it might be someone in a shapeshift form," the Kitsune said. "I'm Swift, by the way."

[23:16] * TheListener doesn't appear to notice the two yet as he switches to tie up the other sandal, sighing to himself. He appears to be dressed in a travelling cloak of sorts, with no markings

[23:16] emperorGreen: "swift? I'm Green, I'm a member of that brood that lives on that mountain northwest of this forest, the tall and wide one with all the holes in it..." he replied, "hmm, were coming up on that ittle fawcks like thing, maybe I should hide and you say hello?" he said as they came closer...

[23:18] Kitsune_L: "You think you can hide at that size?" Swift remarked, tilting his head to one side in question. "I think that would be a good idea, we dont want to scare him."

[23:21] TheListener: The ratling's tail twitches a little, hearing something that isn't like blowing leaves and birdcalls for the first time in a few days.... he shakes his muzzle and stands up, taking a shy peek behind him.

[23:22] emperorGreen: Seconds before: "you would be surprised" Green said... "heh, actually, it's nawt "hiding" per say...  I cheat!" and with that, he took off into the air. "figures..." said the kitsune/...

[23:26] TheListener: The Ratling, luckilly, just missed the dragon cruise away... he smiles a little, finally seeing a friendly face, and starts to head over to the form, giving a wave to show he is unarmed (though a small short sword is shown sheathed at his side)

[23:29] Kitsune_L: "This person seems friendly," Swift thought to himself. He was waving, so Swift decided to wave back.

[23:29] Kitsune_L: "Hello, friend!" Swift said, giving a smile.

[23:30] TheListener: "Hallo!" he calls back, his voice having a mild, unplaceable accent, as if he knows common, but lives far away. He jogs over to you, trying to get a better look at your form, you note he appears to have Glasses on his muzzle

[23:37] Kitsune_L: Swift approached the ratling. "It is unusual to find people walking along this road, especially one such as you," Swift said. "From where do you hail?"

[23:41] TheListener: The ratling thinks a little... "From Syrice, a kingdom not far from here... though we are not on your kingdom's trade route."

[23:46] Kitsune_L: "Ah, I have not heard of this kingdom," Swift remarked. "I've traveled around Garudia (ooc this kingdom) a bit, but I've never gone outside."

[23:47] Kitsune_L: "What brings you to Garudia?"

[23:50] TheListener: The ratling shrugs a little, then pats his messenger bag. "I'm carrying official documents from my kingdom's king to the local Governer." he smiles. "I can't believe I landed this job!"

[00:04] Kitsune_L: "Well if you're heading for Garudia Castle, there is a path near my town that you can take," Swift said. "This path takes you to Riverside, and then to the Castle, but that takes about 6 days. If you follow this path, it should take about 3 or 4 days. However, it can be dark on this path. Can you see in the dark?"

[00:07] TheListener: The ratling shakes his head... "No sir, I cannot... I usually just sleep at night." he says honestly, fidgeting with his walking stick.

[00:11] Kitsune_L: "Well, tell you what," Swift said, "Come with me back to my village, rest for the night, and tommorow mabye we can work something out."

[00:12] Kitsune_L: Swift paused for a moment. "However, I have a travelling companion already. He is hiding because we did not wish to frighten you with his appearance," he said. "However, I'm sure that he would like to land now. You wont get scared, will you?"

[00:14] TheListener: The messenger thinks a little before shaking his head. "I fear I am far too weary to be easially scared. Besides, I could use the change in scenery." he says honestly.

[00:16] Kitsune_L: "Ok," he said. Swift waved his hand in the air (in the secret uber cool signal they TOTALLY worked out earlier, which you do NOT have to scroll up to see)

[00:16] Kitsune_L: +indicating for the dragon to come down.

[00:18] emperorGreen: the dragon was watching from the air, and was already coming down. he did a sort of belly-flop type dive from about 200 feet, but quickly changed to trying to slow himself down, and land a little ways up the path.

[00:26] emperorGreen: the Ratling was not expecting what hppened next. first, when Swift had said "land" he thought of a large predatory bird, when Swift looked behind them on the path, he figured that that was where this "companion" would land. this was wrong.

[00:28] emperorGreen: behind them (in the direction they were going) they heard the beating of large wings, and turned around to see a HUGE green dragon landing there.

[00:31] emperorGreen: Green tried to land easy, lnding on 3 legs instead of 4, but he had misjudged and had to put hi injured leg down with heavy force. he let out a small yelp, and the wound to reopen slightly, spilling a few dorops of blood, he winced and quickly licked off the wound.

[00:32] emperorGreen: *"causing the", nawt "and the"

[00:33] TheListener: The ratling seems a little suprised, and a bit jumpy now, quite nervous... but tries his best to hide his genetic instincts of big predators. "Greetings... My name is Talon Lardner..." he says soflty, giving a soft bow. "Excuse my sword, Dragon, I do not intend to draw it on you, but rather, it is to protect my charge, a letter to the governer.

[00:39] emperorGreen: "your... your SWORD?" the dragon said, licking his wounded leg (which no one seemed to care about >. .<) "I scared you tense, and your APOLOGISING for that...  that....  STICK?!"

[00:40] emperorGreen: he dragon snickered, mostly because of pain, flight-hype, and wearyness from the day.

[00:42] TheListener: Talon shrugs a little, too weary as well to bother with the attitude. "I don't think your hide is as thick as you are tending to imply, Dragon... but neither of us are in a position to argue about it. We both need rest."

[00:46] Kitsune_L: Swift was standing to the side, wondering if the two would get into it during the trip to his town.

[00:46] Kitsune_L: "We should get going if we want to make it to my village by dark, Talon," Swift said.

[00:48] Kitsune_L:

[00:48] emperorGreen: heh

[00:50] *** Caitai has signed off IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)).

<kitsune note: I'm expecting anyone to add to this at this point>

<EGreen reply: is'nt it the Rat guy's turn? If we go normally? meh...>

[00:44] emperorGreen: the Dragon didn't really wont any trouble, he had been stabbed with a sword before and knew it would'nt do anything serious to him. so he just shrugged it off and said "yes Swift, we should get moving..." and went on [00:47] TheListener: The ratling nods and adjusts his robes before taking rank between you and the Kitsune [00:48] Kitsune_Lunari: You? [00:48] TheListener: (erf... the dragon... I am too used to 1 on 1 RP)) [00:53] Kitsune_Lunari: They started down the path. It was getting later, and the sun was beginning to turn orange, when they heard something. (all of them having very good hearing, of course) [00:57] emperorGreen: what they heard, was the beating of hooves coming from behind them. they turned around and saw 4 knights riding on horseback, lances readied, prepared to run them down. [00:58] TheListener: The ratling's jaw drops instantly, his eyes wide... "Holy Shi...." he stammers as he tries to dive out of the way into the woods, where he knows horses will have problems following. [01:00] Kitsune_Lunari: Swift was surprised at the appearance of horses, but dissappeared somewhere behind himself into a bush. [01:01] Kitsune_Lunari: [01:02] Kitsune_Lunari: Swift was stunned by these ... things. Such fear they eminated, was a force that Swift had not felt before. [01:02] Kitsune_Lunari: Swift was completly paralyzed in fear [01:04] emperorGreen: Green was also scared: these were no hedge knights, they could kill him. he reared, preparing to bolt, but then he saw... [01:06] emperorGreen: his new friend was not moving. he was parylized with fear, Green made a quick descision, he grabbed the kitsune and jumped backwards into the trees, knocking over a few and hiting himself on some rathar unpleasand ground [01:07] emperorGreen: the riders had built up speed, and could not turn thier horses at this minute, so they shot past, to loop back afterwards. [01:09] TheListener: The Ratling watches curiously from behind a bush, hoping he is hidden enough, his pink tail flicking nervously behind him, one paw on his sword. [01:16] Kitsune_Lunari: Swift realizes that he's in the dragon's arms. "What's going on? What happened?" the kitsune asked, confused [01:17] emperorGreen: The Dragon groaned, WHY did he do that to save a silly little fuzzball? [01:17] emperorGreen: "I just saved your life, that's what's going awn!" [01:18] emperorGreen: he said [01:18] emperorGreen: ((wait)) [01:20] emperorGreen: the knights werecoming back, this time, slower. they would not lose what they were searching for. [01:23] TheListener: Talon didn't seem to notice the kitsune freeze up, more worried about his own hide... he crouches a little lower... trying to make out the livery on the knight's armor and shields. [01:25] Kitsune_Lunari: "You... saved my life?" the kistune wondered, quite confused. "From what?" [01:26] emperorGreen: the Dragon was annoyed at this, "FROM..." he stopped. [01:27] Kitsune_Lunari: <Save and quit> [01:27] emperorGreen: "from what?!" the kitsune demanded. [01:28] emperorGreen: the Dragon held up a talon and pointed behind Swift "from that" [01:28] emperorGreen: ok...